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Bagan Numed was destroyed. No more news from Bagan Numed, shifting to Dravida Rashtra.

We see our neighboring country is being destroyed by the Tawhid Al-Islam and possible threat from India.

Chennai faces worst traffic problem, people blame the new buses.

oh, great. We are ready to install new tram systems in towns like:
Ooty, Coonoor, Coimbatore, Thekkady, Ernakulam, Thiruvananthapuram, and other towns with around 100,000 people

Oh no, people are leaving Chennai. Govt. says they'll look after that.

Bengaluru facing Metro train shortage, Govt. to open own metro factories.

$29,000 worth spices per 30 acres were destroyed due to heavy rains.

Lots of people visiting the SISR to see the waterfalls and experience the misty mountains, Govt. is surprised.

Too much tourism and accidents!
Tourism department to close dangerous places for tourists, gives alerts on the weather of tourist places.
Cars to be driven slower than 45km/h. Cameras installed on every turning and intersection. Govt. Police departments around the country employ people for watching the people.

Crops around Erode and Thekkady failing due to rain.
Mysore, Bijapur, Adilabad districts and India's Solapur, Latur districts and Adivas's Kampanadu, Bhilai talukas forecasted for bumper harvest.

Kerala and Lakshadweep state having more tourists than the tourist department can handle.

Sinhala state to expect flash floods. Maldwip state to build proper airfields for tourists.

Tourists repelled by the lack of rain. Chennai faces off season heatwave of 38°C

Madurai circuit gets potholes, grand Prix to be postponed until 4/9/1946(2024 CE)

Well, well, we are seeing lots of off seasonal rains and unexpected heat and warnings of thunderstorms have been given.
Trade is slowly moving towards the Puri-Korilai Stock Exchange while Tirunelveli is planned to have its own stock exchange!

Quick weather report!
Global warming is real the North is facing heat waves while the south is experiencing snow. Ooty covered in 30cm of snow, Coimbatore covered in 16cm and Wayanad in 8cm.
We see suspicious activities on the Drawi-Indian border, specifically in Kolhapur

We are in need of snowploughs and grit!
Great Indian Bustards found roaming in Vijayapura, people watching the bird are starting to believe it give bad luck.
Tea crops destroyed, wail thousands.
The Kabuliya parasite is frightening citizens, but no need to worry! It will not come in the country, Stalin promises.

Cyclone warning!! Cyclone Fungal is hitting the SISR!!
Instructions:
...Unplug appliances and turn off electricity, gas, and water to prevent damage from electrical surges and leaks. Board up windows and secure doors. Stay inside and move to the strongest part of your house, such as a bathroom, cellar, or internal hallway. Keep away from windows, doors, and skylights. Have an emergency kit ready with essentials like food, water, medications, torches, batteries, and first aid supplies. If authorities advise evacuation, leave early before roads become flooded. Head to the nearest bunker. Reassure children and keep everyone calm. Avoid spreading rumors and rely on official information.
It is projected to go through the nation's economic corridor and cause million, if not, billion-dollar damages!
Although, some project that it will get weakened before reaching Kolar.

“Wow, this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen!!” say the citizens as they watch at ants at ports getting attracted to the giant magnets.

Scientists have no explanation yet but they are sending some ants to the scientists of the ‘tribal north’, as they like to call it.

Millions of Dravida Labourers celebrate Labour Day with great enthusiasm! Many expressed their pride in demonstrations. In the end of the celebration, they discussed the laws that protect the rights of the workers for awareness.