Times of Pakistan

[Khajnagari KH 09]

The bulletin news from Pakistan
I changed to cover news from other member states as well.

[Khajnagari KH 09]

The expressway between Amravati and Cuttack to be completed soon...

4 couples found dancing in a secret cave in Araku Valley.
A mouse was spotted moving to the beat.

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Jewelry as pure as heaven at Rokde Jewelers now coming to Bhuvaneswara.

The new Azena trucks to transport the ship containers to the cranes from the warehouses.

5 farmers to khud▪︎khushi due to bad crops.

Sri. Amit Shah to visit Cuttack to see how the Confederation is going.

Puri faces a minor water problem, government to resolve this problem.

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Ah, terrorism from Tawhid Al-Islam comes to our country.

The Anjar Government finds more stuff on the Ancient history of the Anjar tribe.

Seems like that's all what goes on this week.

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During the time of printing, a plane from Fly Furballland crashes in the Territorial waters.

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Oh, great! The new chief ministers have all decided to stop news for a week. Very well..

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Voting in Anjarlana starts.
Biju Patnaik to retire early and move on to a more peaceful job.

Katak/Cuttack Junction Railway station in renovations.

Mahanadi close to drying up, residents of Cuttack and Bhuvaneswar warned to use water mindfully.

Bengali smugglers recognised to be Tarim residents. They are smuggling lots of drugs in and out.

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New research shows that 30% of Anjarlu population don't trust newspapers, instead they trust gossips.

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Dravidian visitors find new Mahakaleswar Temple in Bonduguda near Araku Valley, claim that the Confederation claims their land.

IndusInd bank Vishakhapatnam branch to shut down.

Chanderan man found drumming the Nagada.

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Anjarlana faces a fish shortage!!
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Karachi man found supporting Hinduism, gets beaten like an egg white.

Pakistani archaeologists researching more on the ancient sindhu script, yet baffled.

The Pakistani Linguistic Community brings back the Multani script, will teach every Pakistani to use it instead of a Persian script

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Pakistan not stopping there, they are rapidly Industrialising and running out of space.

Multani script is effective, but elderly are still confused.

Ice found floating in the Sindhu river in Lahore. Rawalpindi (Islamabad) doing extensive research on the matter.

Pakistan unstoppable!!

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Pakistan PM aks India to hand over Rajasthan and Kashmir, and as always, India refuses.

Store boards are replaced finally. No Arabic goods to be sold, India astonished.

Indian and Chinese goods are in all stores around Pakistan, slowly turning it into a puppet.

The chunk of ice was found having a skeleton with little flesh, is handed over to Adivas.

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Pakistan disbanded.

[Khajnagari KH 09]

Pakistan disbanded.

I no longer wish to hold on to Pakistan anymore