Samarian War

[JoshuaIND]

Guys, why not de-escalate conflict?

That's almost impossible. ALMOST.

[DrillPeel]

Guys, why not de-escalate conflict?

That's almost impossible. ALMOST.

Ehh, everything can be possible.

[JoshuaIND]

Guys, why not de-escalate conflict?

That's almost impossible. ALMOST.

Ehh, everything can be possible.

I said almost, so it means possible.

[Brody Craft]

Eh, its a 10^-999999999999999999% chance.

[JoshuaIND]

Samaria:
Full scale invasion to Stupid Town!

[Brody Craft]

Not so fast Murat wannabe.

We have troops waiting to blow your brains.

[JoshuaIND]

Samaria: After Stupid Town, we'll go to the next city, and after that, we'll go straight to the capital!

Arstotzka: Not so fast, boi. Face a trillion bullets first.

[JoshuaIND]

Samaria:
Grrr... 300 atomic missiles are ready to blow up your soldiers, tanks, and artilleries!

[JoshuaIND]

Samaria:
Full scale invasion to Shoreside Vale!

[Brody Craft]

Just a touch of chlorine gas sprayers and its done.

[JoshuaIND]

...

[Brody Craft]

I was going to say shotgun minigun.

Soz lol.

[JoshuaIND]

45.000 Arstotzkan troops mobilises to Burrito Valley for no reason.

[JoshuaIND]

Samaria declares war against Arizelon!

[JoshuaIND]

So Joshua, you are both Arstotzka and Samaria?

Exactly.

[Brody Craft]

Half of Dodol Town is now retaken.

[JoshuaIND]

Half of Dodol Town is now retaken.

Because Samaria is now focusing on Shoreside Vale and Burrito Valley.

[Brody Craft]

We might as well just drop bombs on the enemies there.

[JoshuaIND]

We might as well just drop bombs on the enemies there.

We saw some kind of a main battle tank in Samaria, Im sure it's a new tank. Their armor protection is very good though.

[Brody Craft]

Guess well have to use superspeedy bullets to penetrate those piece of cruds.